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Friday, February 22, 2008 by i am john sanchez

Hi, my name is [johnathan sanchez] and this is my blog.
I highly doubt anyone will read this but myself, but who knows.
In a world filled with 6.5 billion people, I'd like to think that [someone] would stumble upon this thing.

[and now a message for you, whoever you are]

ROBOTS WILL KILL YOU.
[let me be the first one to stress that.]


Q:What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: A robot.

Q:Why?
A: So I never have to die.

Q:Really?
A: Yes.

[are we done here]


I wonder who's kid drew this?
...and one day will look back and say, "Hey, where did we go wrong?"

Q: Who will look back and say that?
A: They will.

Q: Yeah but who are they?
A: You are.

WOW, YOUR A CREEP.

[no, no I'm just a HUMAN]

I have a microchip
Implanted in my heart
So if I try to escape
The robots will blow me apart
And my limbs will go flying
And land before the ones that I love
Who would wail and would weep
But the robots would keep them at bay
While I shut my eyes
For the very last time.
Citizens of tomorrow be forewarned.

good bye, for now.

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